Den var god, det kan vist kaldes sprog forveksling
Ja, eller en vandet vittighed... :)
Kender du så denne her:Mickey Mouse er i skilsmisseretten - han vil have skilsmisse fra Minnie.Dommeren: "Well, you can't just say she is stupid - that is not a valid reason for divorce."Mickey: "I didn't say she was stupid. I said she was fucking Goofy!"HAHAHAHA....
Eller hvad med den her:Manden var stillet for retten for mordet på sin kone og hendes elsker. Han bliver afhørt i Old Bailey, og den meget stilfulde dommer spørger:"When you walked in the room, what did you see?""They were on the bed, fucking!"Oprør i retten. Det er ikke lige den slags sprog, som man bruger i en pæn retssal, så dommeren siger:"Well, sir ... could you not express yourself in a more ... Shakespearean way?"Manden tænker sig lidt om, og så siger han:"His pants were downHis arse was bare his balls were swingingin the midnight airHe had his you-know-whatin her you-know-where -and if that wasn't fucking,then I weren't there!"
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