15 juli 2008

Dagens vandvittige...

En dansker og en englænder sejlede i en båd. Danskeren faldt i vandet og råbte, "hjælp!"
Så sagde englænderen: "WHAT?"
Danskeren råbte tilbage: Ja, gu er det vådt!

4 kommentarer:

Kom så igang sagde ...

Den var god, det kan vist kaldes sprog forveksling

Tina - omme i London aka teeweewonders sagde ...

Ja, eller en vandet vittighed... :)

Lizelotte sagde ...

Kender du så denne her:

Mickey Mouse er i skilsmisseretten - han vil have skilsmisse fra Minnie.

Dommeren: "Well, you can't just say she is stupid - that is not a valid reason for divorce."

Mickey: "I didn't say she was stupid. I said she was fucking Goofy!"

HAHAHAHA....

Lizelotte sagde ...

Eller hvad med den her:

Manden var stillet for retten for mordet på sin kone og hendes elsker. Han bliver afhørt i Old Bailey, og den meget stilfulde dommer spørger:

"When you walked in the room, what did you see?"

"They were on the bed, fucking!"

Oprør i retten. Det er ikke lige den slags sprog, som man bruger i en pæn retssal, så dommeren siger:

"Well, sir ... could you not express yourself in a more ... Shakespearean way?"

Manden tænker sig lidt om, og så siger han:

"His pants were down
His arse was bare
his balls were swinging
in the midnight air
He had his you-know-what
in her you-know-where -
and if that wasn't fucking,
then I weren't there!"