Tegningen har jeg laant her fra. :)
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20 februar 2009
Eventyr
Der var engang for meget laenge siden, en kvinde der aldrig klagede, plagede eller skaeldte ud.
Men det var for maaaange aar siden og det var bare den ene dag!
SLUT!
LOL - saa kan jeg laere at klage mig over mine naertagende mandlige kolleger. De skyder med skarpt!
Men det var for maaaange aar siden og det var bare den ene dag!
SLUT!
LOL - saa kan jeg laere at klage mig over mine naertagende mandlige kolleger. De skyder med skarpt!
04 februar 2009
Dagens vits
A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes:
'USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!'
She got the clean laundry back and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note:
'USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!'
The Chinese laundry man became very annoyed and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from him:
'I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!! USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!'
15 juli 2008
Dagens vandvittige...
En dansker og en englænder sejlede i en båd. Danskeren faldt i vandet og råbte, "hjælp!"
Så sagde englænderen: "WHAT?"
Danskeren råbte tilbage: Ja, gu er det vådt!
Så sagde englænderen: "WHAT?"
Danskeren råbte tilbage: Ja, gu er det vådt!
24 april 2008
Definitionen paa mod...
"Mod" er at komme alt for sent hjem efter en aften ude med drengene. Konen banker dig med en kost, hvor efter du siger:"Goer du stadig rent, eller skal du flyve et eller andet sted hen?"
Heksen har jeg laant her.
06 februar 2008
En lille vits
Shit - it's paa English!
Shrek, Jennifer Lopez and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together.
Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?'Jennifer Lopez agreed. 'I'm told I'm the prettiest of them all, but sometimes I wonder.' Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest human alive but I've never had it confirmed.'
They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to pray about it that night and ask God to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Jennifer Lopez was the prettiest and Brad Pitt was the sexiest.
They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.
The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. God told me that I am the strongest man in the world.' Brad Pitt perked up and said: 'And I know for sure that I'm the sexiest human alive for God confirmed it’.
But Jennifer Lopez lifted her sad face and said, 'Who the hell is Tina Wishart?
Shrek, Jennifer Lopez and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together.
Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?'Jennifer Lopez agreed. 'I'm told I'm the prettiest of them all, but sometimes I wonder.' Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest human alive but I've never had it confirmed.'
They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to pray about it that night and ask God to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Jennifer Lopez was the prettiest and Brad Pitt was the sexiest.
They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.
The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. God told me that I am the strongest man in the world.' Brad Pitt perked up and said: 'And I know for sure that I'm the sexiest human alive for God confirmed it’.
But Jennifer Lopez lifted her sad face and said, 'Who the hell is Tina Wishart?
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