Shit - it's paa English!
Shrek, Jennifer Lopez and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together.
Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?'Jennifer Lopez agreed. 'I'm told I'm the prettiest of them all, but sometimes I wonder.' Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest human alive but I've never had it confirmed.'
They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to pray about it that night and ask God to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Jennifer Lopez was the prettiest and Brad Pitt was the sexiest.
They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.
The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. God told me that I am the strongest man in the world.' Brad Pitt perked up and said: 'And I know for sure that I'm the sexiest human alive for God confirmed it’.
But Jennifer Lopez lifted her sad face and said, 'Who the hell is Tina Wishart?