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23 oktober 2008

Taggefest - seks smaa saerheder

Capac har aabnet denne taggefest og har bedt mig om at dele seks smaa saerheder og ejendommelige vaner (ja, saadan staar der), eller rettere "six quirky facts about me". Hmmm... hvordan hulen vaelger man bare seks af slagsen, naar man er en ualmindeligt almindelig person, men en lille bitte smule aparte.

Taggefesten har de foelgende regler:
  • Link til din tagger
    Noted!
  • Nævn reglerne i din blog
    Gjort (den der bruger d i gjort, han skal ha' sin hale smurt!)
  • Fortæl om seks af dine særlige vaner (unspectacular quirks of yours)
    Gjort
  • Tag seks andre bloggere
    Gjort
  • Læg en besked hos bloggerne om, at de er blevet tagget.
    Skal nok

Ok, saa her kommer mine spidsfindigheder i vilkaarlig raekkefoelge:

  1. Jeg er familiemenneske, men har aldrig oensket mig at stifte en familie.
  2. Jeg bryder mig ikke om autoriteter, men er ukristelig autoritetstro.
  3. Jeg interesserer mig for religion, men har ingen religioese tendenser.
  4. Jeg elsker dyr, men bryder mig ikke rigtig om dem.
  5. Jeg elsker indpakning, men er ikke kendt for at pakke tingene ind.
  6. Jeg er en meget privat person, men deler mit liv paa en offentlig blog.

Saa blev du saa klog og nu vil jeg se hvem jeg kan finde paa at tagge...

Ok, here goes, jeg inviterer de foelgende til min taggefest.:

Irene
Liselotte
Inger
Lisa
Beologen
Filoffen

He he - de lister kunne jeg da sagtens selv skrive. Happy taggefest allesammen og lad os saa se hvad I er lavet af. :)

26 april 2008

Den suveraent fedeste tv-sport

Filoffen ser Snooker og bringer minderne frem fra dengang jeg boede i Glasgow og laerte at elske Snooker turneringerne paa tv.

Reglerne laerte jeg lynhurtigt; det tog Chas 'n' Dave sig af med deres lyrik (som jeg har laant her fra):

Snooker loopy nuts are we
Me and him and them and me
We'll show you what we can do
With a load of balls and a snooker cue

Pot the reds then, screw back
For the yellow green brown blue pink and black
Snooker loopy nuts are we
We're all snooker loopy

Now ol' Meo as we all know's
Got loadsa dappa suits
London bred and he keeps his head
Though he's got Italian roots
Emotional but he keeps his cool
'Til he reaches the finals
And whether he wins or whether he don't
'I always wipe me eyeballs'

But our friend Den,
hours he spent
Down the snooker hall
On the old green baize his mates seem amazed
Of skills with a snooker ball
But them long shots, he never ever got
Why? The old mind boggles
But nowadays he pots the lot '
Cos I wear these goggles'

Snooker loopy nuts are we
Me and him and them and me
We'll show you what we can do
With a load of balls and a snooker cue

Pot the reds then, screw back
For the yellow green brown blue pink and black
Snooker loopy nuts are we
We're all snooker loopy

Now Terry the taff was born in a gaff
In the valleys of the land of song
And as the reds he puts to bed
He likes to sing along
If I win he says with a grin
It can only help me can't it
I'll celebrate, I'll buy another eight
'Hairbrushes for me barnet'

But old Willy Thorne his hair's all gone
And his mates all take the rise
His opponent said cover up his head
Cos it's shining in my eyes
When the light shines down on his bare crown
It's a cert he's gonna walk it
It's just not fair giving off that glare
'Perhaps I ought to chalk it'

Snooker loopy nuts are we
Me and him and them and me
We'll show you what we can do
With a load of balls and a snooker cue

Pot the reds then, screw back
For the yellow green brown blue pink and black
Snooker loopy nuts are we
We're all snooker loopy

Steve last year come very near
To winning the snooker crown
But he never got to put it on his ginger nut
Cos the black ball wouldn't go down
His manager of all said 'Sod that ball'
But it helped him make his mind up
Now he don't care who wins this year
'Cos he's got the rest of us signed up'

Snooker loopy nuts are we
Me and him and them and me
We'll show you what we can do
With a load of balls and a snooker cue

Pot the reds then, screw back
For the yellow green brown blue pink and black
Snooker loopy nuts are we
We're all snooker loopy Snooker loopy...



Stoenni - saa hudt jeg visker naaede den toppen af the charts!