Quote of the day...

Whatever you give a woman, she'll make greater

if you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby;

if you give her a house, she'll give you a home;

if you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal;

if you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart;

she multiplies and enlarges what is given to her;

so if you give her any crap - be ready to receive a ton of shite!

Source: anon