En dansker og en englænder sejlede i en båd. Danskeren faldt i vandet og råbte, "hjælp!" Så sagde englænderen: "WHAT?" Danskeren råbte tilbage: Ja, gu er det vådt!
Manden var stillet for retten for mordet på sin kone og hendes elsker. Han bliver afhørt i Old Bailey, og den meget stilfulde dommer spørger:
"When you walked in the room, what did you see?"
"They were on the bed, fucking!"
Oprør i retten. Det er ikke lige den slags sprog, som man bruger i en pæn retssal, så dommeren siger:
"Well, sir ... could you not express yourself in a more ... Shakespearean way?"
Manden tænker sig lidt om, og så siger han:
"His pants were down His arse was bare his balls were swinging in the midnight air He had his you-know-what in her you-know-where - and if that wasn't fucking, then I weren't there!"
Den var god, det kan vist kaldes sprog forveksling
SvarSletJa, eller en vandet vittighed... :)
SvarSletKender du så denne her:
SvarSletMickey Mouse er i skilsmisseretten - han vil have skilsmisse fra Minnie.
Dommeren: "Well, you can't just say she is stupid - that is not a valid reason for divorce."
Mickey: "I didn't say she was stupid. I said she was fucking Goofy!"
HAHAHAHA....
Eller hvad med den her:
SvarSletManden var stillet for retten for mordet på sin kone og hendes elsker. Han bliver afhørt i Old Bailey, og den meget stilfulde dommer spørger:
"When you walked in the room, what did you see?"
"They were on the bed, fucking!"
Oprør i retten. Det er ikke lige den slags sprog, som man bruger i en pæn retssal, så dommeren siger:
"Well, sir ... could you not express yourself in a more ... Shakespearean way?"
Manden tænker sig lidt om, og så siger han:
"His pants were down
His arse was bare
his balls were swinging
in the midnight air
He had his you-know-what
in her you-know-where -
and if that wasn't fucking,
then I weren't there!"